puma asked:


Following the approval of Viagra by the UK’s health authorities, the first shipment arrived yesterday at Heathrow airport, but was hijacked on the way to the pharmacy distribution warehouse.
Scotland Yard has warned the public to be on the lookout for a gang of hardened criminals.

What’s the difference between love, true love and showing off?
Spitting, swallowing and gargling.

What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.

Of course you’ve heard about the Viagra computer virus, it turns your 3 1/2 inch floppy into a hard disk.

What’s the speed limit of sex?
68, because 69 means you have to turn around.

Why cant a penis be 12 inches long?
Because 12 inches is a foot.

When is the only time you should fake an orgasm?
When you have a Rotweiller rooting your leg.

the funny ducky asked:


A man at a nursing home took Viagra and went to the lunch room, where the residents were playing Bingo. To get their attention he yelled out, “SUPER SEX!, Super Sex!”

The ladies yelled back: “I want the SOUP!”, “Soup, Please.”

“Oh, I’d love some soup!”

Generic Viagra is sold under the name Fix-a-Flat.

New Viagra eye drops make you look hard.

Viagra in Spanish, we’re told, is “viejos agradecidos” or “greated old guys” (sic).

Viagra has been a big boon to ’stand up’ comedians.

The man spent too much money on Viagra: Now, he’s hard up.

Viagra in chocolate bars - you eat it, She says, “Oh, Oh Henry!”

A bank sign in Dallas during this heat wave complains: “Who put Viagra in the thermometer?”

Bread with Viagra as an added ingredient is being marketed through a Boston bakery under the name “Pepperidge Firm”.

Did you hear about the first death from an overdose of Viagra? A man took twelve pills and his wife died.

the funny ducky asked:


Men taking iron supplements are warned that taking Viagra may cause them to spin around and point north.

Rumor has it that when a truck carrying a load of Viagra slid off into the Ohio River, all the lift bridges suddenly went up.

New plans are being made to raise the Titanic. Experts plan to pump it full of Viagra, and expect it to raise right up.

For years the medical professional has been looking after the ill, to make them better. Now, with Viagra, they’re raising the dead!

The difference between Niagara and Viagra? Niagara Falls.

It’s been said that if you take Viagra and Propecia (or use Rogain) at the same time, things work great — but you look like Don King, afterward.

A Viagra delivery truck was high-jacked: The police are looking for two ‘hardened criminals’. They expect a stiff penalty under the penal code.

Unconfirmed but frequent reports tell us that a man who overdosed on Viagra caused the funeral home problems - they couldn’t close his coffin lid for 3 days.

Even so, we’re told that the funeral home industry is happy about Viagra overdoses: Lots of new stiffs means an upswing in business.

tom_gre2002 asked:


need a joke about chinese viagra.. urgently

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