viagra jokes?
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Following the approval of Viagra by the UK’s health authorities, the first shipment arrived yesterday at Heathrow airport, but was hijacked on the way to the pharmacy distribution warehouse.
Scotland Yard has warned the public to be on the lookout for a gang of hardened criminals.
What’s the difference between love, true love and showing off?
Spitting, swallowing and gargling.
What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.
Of course you’ve heard about the Viagra computer virus, it turns your 3 1/2 inch floppy into a hard disk.
What’s the speed limit of sex?
68, because 69 means you have to turn around.
Why cant a penis be 12 inches long?
Because 12 inches is a foot.
When is the only time you should fake an orgasm?
When you have a Rotweiller rooting your leg.
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Joke ~ How many do you want?
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Ken, an elderly gentleman shuffles into a drug store and asks for Viagra. That’s no problem,” says the pharmacist. “How many do you want?”
“Just a few, maybe four,” says the pensioner. “But could you cut them in four pieces?”
“That won’t do much good,” replies the pharmacist.
Ken looks at him and sighs…..”I’m 83 years old - I’m not interested in s*x anymore. I just want it to stick out far enough so I don’t pi*s in my shoes.”