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Would you like some breakfast? (joke)?
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Dr. Bebop (Witty hamster) ver2.0 asked:
A woman asks her husband if he’d like some breakfast. “Would you like bacon and eggs, perhaps? A slice of toast? Grapefruit and coffee to follow?” she asks. He declines. “It’s this Viagra,” he says, “It’s really taken the edge off my appetite.”
At lunchtime, she asks if he would like something. “A bowl of home- made soup, home-made muffins or a cheese sandwich?” she inquires. He declines. “It’s this Viagra,” he says, “It’s really taken the edge off my appetite.”
Come dinnertime, she asks if he wants anything to eat. She’ll go to the store and buy him some food. “Would you like maybe a steak and apple pie? Maybe you’d like a pizza micro waved or a tasty stir-fry? That would only take a couple of minutes.” He declines. “It’s this Viagra,” he says, “It’s really taken the edge off my appetite.”
“Well,” she says, “would you mind letting me up, then? I’m starving!”
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Tags: jokes, viagraA woman asks her husband if he’d like some breakfast. “Would you like bacon and eggs, perhaps? A slice of toast? Grapefruit and coffee to follow?” she asks. He declines. “It’s this Viagra,” he says, “It’s really taken the edge off my appetite.”
At lunchtime, she asks if he would like something. “A bowl of home- made soup, home-made muffins or a cheese sandwich?” she inquires. He declines. “It’s this Viagra,” he says, “It’s really taken the edge off my appetite.”
Come dinnertime, she asks if he wants anything to eat. She’ll go to the store and buy him some food. “Would you like maybe a steak and apple pie? Maybe you’d like a pizza micro waved or a tasty stir-fry? That would only take a couple of minutes.” He declines. “It’s this Viagra,” he says, “It’s really taken the edge off my appetite.”
“Well,” she says, “would you mind letting me up, then? I’m starving!”
Please feel free to browse my other questions, I post jokes all the time.
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August 15th, 2008 at 3:58 am
Love the joke, love the hamster….
August 15th, 2008 at 9:09 pm
i don’t get it! you lost me on the last line
August 17th, 2008 at 10:40 am
brilliant thanks
August 19th, 2008 at 10:38 pm
LOL — subtlety just wasn’t getting through the Viagra haze.
August 20th, 2008 at 7:39 am
Damn… never saw that coming! Very nice!
August 21st, 2008 at 9:56 am
haha good joke.
August 23rd, 2008 at 8:32 pm
uh. sick. how long can a couple go for???
hahahahaha.
August 25th, 2008 at 4:43 am
All sex should be like that! Keep going until you’re starving!
August 25th, 2008 at 12:23 pm
haha very funny! =)
August 27th, 2008 at 7:29 am
ewwwa! hahah
August 28th, 2008 at 1:46 am
Too funny. He must have kept falling asleep.