Aug 31

viagra jokes?

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puma asked:


Following the approval of Viagra by the UK’s health authorities, the first shipment arrived yesterday at Heathrow airport, but was hijacked on the way to the pharmacy distribution warehouse.
Scotland Yard has warned the public to be on the lookout for a gang of hardened criminals.

What’s the difference between love, true love and showing off?
Spitting, swallowing and gargling.

What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.

Of course you’ve heard about the Viagra computer virus, it turns your 3 1/2 inch floppy into a hard disk.

What’s the speed limit of sex?
68, because 69 means you have to turn around.

Why cant a penis be 12 inches long?
Because 12 inches is a foot.

When is the only time you should fake an orgasm?
When you have a Rotweiller rooting your leg.

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  1. shortcake Says:

    funny…..made me laugh

  2. Changed4the Better :-i Says:

    nice star 4 u

  3. wolfsjumping Says:

    what happened to the man who got viagra stuck in his throat?He got a stiff neck

  4. Samzz101 Says:

    lol, thats funny!

  5. alex p Says:

    my answer is not a joke it’s true but i like to read is cool..

  6. Natasha Says:

    I’m in school now, in Tech, and I’m really bored so I thought I’d come onto the jokes section - Yahoo! is one of the only sites not blocked. Laughed at them - thanks!

  7. irishgirl_donegalgirl Says:

    good 1’s pmsl 10/10 x

  8. Black Says:

    Those were so funny. I just bursted out laughing LOL

  9. BRIAN M Says:

    Funny thanks

  10. Raindrops Says:

    hahaha very funny lol

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