Aug 31

Joke ~ How many do you want?

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fidgetyfingers asked:


Ken, an elderly gentleman shuffles into a drug store and asks for Viagra. That’s no problem,” says the pharmacist. “How many do you want?”

“Just a few, maybe four,” says the pensioner. “But could you cut them in four pieces?”

“That won’t do much good,” replies the pharmacist.

Ken looks at him and sighs…..”I’m 83 years old - I’m not interested in s*x anymore. I just want it to stick out far enough so I don’t pi*s in my shoes.”

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Date August 31st, 2008 Filed in Online Viagra Jokes

No Responses to “Joke ~ How many do you want?”

  1. MzChamillinator Says:
    September 2nd, 2008 at 3:48 pm

    lol…damn thats sad

  2. mrs_pipesmoker Says:
    September 2nd, 2008 at 4:18 pm

    ;) we may all need it someday if we get like ken is.

  3. cats Says:
    September 5th, 2008 at 12:36 am

    Ha Ha! Funny! 10!

  4. Shirlthewhirl Says:
    September 6th, 2008 at 2:57 am

    ha ha - that is both sad and funny

  5. On the Wagon (again!) Says:
    September 7th, 2008 at 10:40 pm

    Viagra only gives you any sort of erection if you are excited.

    I can’t believe I said that..

  6. Crackerjack Says:
    September 11th, 2008 at 8:53 am

    LOL…Why doesn’t he just attach a length of hose pipe,then shove it down his trouser leg.He could relieve himself while out walking then !! A sort of ’slash and go’!!!!!

  7. fredinbed Says:
    September 13th, 2008 at 6:31 am

    heard it b4 lol

  8. evasive_eyes Says:
    September 15th, 2008 at 1:42 pm

    Haha!!!!!! Poor guy…but a smart man?!

  9. JAM123 Says:
    September 17th, 2008 at 9:15 pm

    Ha ha ha.!!!
    Poor old man, the road we all go, lol.!!!
    Good one again Fidgety.!!!
    Cheers.!!!

  10. S Martypsnts Says:
    September 18th, 2008 at 8:26 pm

    nice but i think pissing is OK ha ha .

  11. mysticshabs Says:
    September 20th, 2008 at 2:59 pm

    lol. that was so sad yet so funny. and here i was thinking something else.lol, lol

  12. smila Says:
    September 21st, 2008 at 9:25 pm

    Hahahahahaaaaaaa, nice one you little tease…pmsl

  13. the gunners Says:
    September 29th, 2008 at 6:15 am

    Thank goodness I have my colostomy bag fidgety!!

  14. jenny w Says:
    September 30th, 2008 at 10:37 am

    Bless him lol

  15. Jim Jnr M Says:
    September 30th, 2008 at 10:24 pm

    LMSUIAO Fidget you’re giving away my secrets again, and you promised LOL

  16. tricky Says:
    October 3rd, 2008 at 12:42 am

    good one
    made me piss my pants

  17. yahoo princess Says:
    October 4th, 2008 at 4:47 am

    funny…..

    cant stop laughing!!

    hahahaha!!

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