Snookie Baby! asked:


March 27th marked the tender age of 10 for viagra, I must tell you hard, hard life viagra has had! Lol, I heard there are some good viagra jokes! So can you tell me a viagra joke?

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1. ~Young'n Audi Maserati~ on August 20, 2008 11:52 pm

   Viagra may cause blindness, this may be a good thing.

   If you’re at the age that you’re taking Viagra, do you really want to see who you’re sleeping with?

2. traveler on August 22, 2008 11:25 am

   Boy time flies! Anyway, 10 years ago shortly after viagra came out I saw famous porn queen Ginger Lynn at a local strip club. While she was dancing on stage and talking, she thought a lot of the guys weren’t showing much emotion or excitement. That’s hard to believe considering how beautiful she is! Anyway, she said,”Come on guys, let’s get excited. Do you need to take some viagra?!” lol She also said, “Do you guys need to go to a gay bar instead?!” Again, lol!

3. ~LMAO~BELLA~ on August 22, 2008 11:46 am

   New Viagra eye drops make you look hard.
   The difference between Niagara and Viagra? Niagara Falls.
   Have you tried the new hot beverage, Viagraccino? One cup and you’re up all night.
   Generic Viagra is sold under the name Fix-a-Flat

   An elderly woman goes to the doctor and asks his help to revive her Husband’s sex drive. ‘What about trying Viagra?’ asks the doctor.

   ‘Not a chance’ says Mrs. Murphy. “He won’t even take an aspirin for a headache.”

   ‘No problem,’ replies the doctor. ‘Drop it into his coffee, he won’t even taste it. Try it and come back in a week to let me know how you got on.’

   A week later Mrs. Murphy returns to the doctor and he inquires as to how things went. ‘Oh it was terrible, just terrible doctor.’

   ‘What happened?’ asks the doctor.

   ‘Well I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee. The effect was immediate. He jumped straight up, swept the cutlery off the table, at the same time ripping my clothes off and then proceeded to make passionate love to me on the tabletop. It was terrible.’

   ‘What was terrible?’ said the doctor, ‘was the sex not good?’

   “Oh no doctor, the sex was the best I’ve had in 25 years, but I’ll never be able to show my face in McDonald’s again.

4. Professor Riddle on August 22, 2008 4:16 pm

   I tried viagra once,but it got caught in my throat and now I have a stiff neck.

5. Jayne ♥ on August 23, 2008 4:01 pm

   I don’t know any jokes, but I do laugh every time I see the commercials and the monotone voice says “IN THE RARE CASE YOU EXPERIENCE AN ERECTION LASTING MORE THAN 4 HOURS SEEK IMMEDIATE MEDICAL ATTENTION” I also laugh everytime I hear the song Viva las Vegas now, cause I’m thinking Viva Viagra!