cool mate from da 70’s asked:


A guy walks into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist “Listen, I have three girls coming over tonight. I’ve never had three girls at once, I need something to keep me horny…..Keep me potent”.

The pharmacist reaches under the counter, unlocks the bottom drawer and takes out a small cardboard box marked with a label “Viagra Extra Strength” and says “Here, if you eat this, you’ll go nuts for twelve hours”.

The guy says “Gimme three boxes”

The next day, the guy walks into the same pharmacy, limps up to the pharmacist and pulls down his pants. The pharmacist looks in horror as he notices the man’s penis is black and blue, and skin is hanging off in some places.

In a paired voices, the man moans out “Gimme a bottle of Deep Heat”.

The pharmacist replies in horror “You can’t put deep heat on that”.

The man replies, “No, its for my arms, the girls didn’t show up”.

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1. greekgirl on August 22, 2008 12:18 pm

   lol;! good job

2. nikkifever108 on August 23, 2008 9:14 pm

   OMGOSH!!! lol poor guy

3. candy_sugar_flavor on August 25, 2008 10:34 am

   funny but gross

4. Danielle on August 27, 2008 6:56 pm

   hahaha…that’s great. ..I think i know that guy.

5. charlie w on August 29, 2008 6:08 am

   lol, very lol but grosser than lol!!!!!

6. kiako on September 1, 2008 10:33 am

   I liked that one…very funny….. ^_^

7. missystar on September 1, 2008 7:37 pm

   HAHA HEHE HOHO LOL