juan ton zoup asked:


a sign outside the free range lion safari park: adults, $10 children $5 politicians free

if a politician or a tax inspector were both about to be burnt to death in a fire, and you could only save one of them, would make a cup of coffee or take a nap?

what do you call a cross between a politician and a boomerang?
a nasty smell you cant get rid of

what do you do if you run over a politician?
reverse

whats the difference between a dead dog on the road and a dead politician on the road?
skid marks in front of the dog

how do you stop a politician from drowning?
take your foot off his head!

whats black and brown and looks good on a politician?
a doberman

what do you have when a layer is buried up to his neck in sand?
not enough sand

what happens to a politician who takes viagra?
he grows taller

why did the post office have to recall the new “politician” stamps?
because people couldnt tell which side to spit on

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1. Miss Mina on September 1, 2008 1:33 am

   Lmao, wow those actually made me laugh out loud. Kudos man.

2. ♥Gilmore♥ on September 2, 2008 6:02 am

   Great, Keep it up. CHeck this one:

   There was an older man that was married to a much younger woman, and he was having trouble lasting long enough in bed.
   So he went to the doctor and was told he should please himself before having sex and he would last longer.
   One day as 5 o’clock rolls around, he gets a call from his wife who says she’s very horny. On his way home,
   he remembers what the doctor said and decides to jerk it before he gets home. He thinks,
   “Well, I can’t do it in the car, but if I get under it I can pretend I’m fixing my car.”
   So he gets under the car, closes his eyes, and starts jerkin it. A few minutes later,
   there’s a tug at his pants leg. In order to keep the image of his beautiful wife, he doesn’t open his eyes,
   but just hollars, “Yeah?” “I’m Officer Brown. What are you doing down there?” “Well, officer, I’m checking my axle;
   I think it’s come lose.” “Well, mister, while you’re down there, you might wanna check your brakes; your car’s 2 blocks down the road crashed into a tree.”